Tommorrow is a big day in the history of our town.
Blue sky thinking outside the box from the Dear Leader Roger Ellis will answer all our woes.
Rochdale will be re-branded (what? a burning hot poker on the arse? -Ed)
Our Glorious "Year Zero" will begin with the "exciting" launch of our town's "visual identity".
All for initially less than £100,000 (plus of course the other regeneration and media budgeting plus costs of all the senior executive buffet munching).
Has RAW been able to get a spy shot of tommorrow's powerpoint presentation?
Here is a bad quality photo that could be a hint of how well our money has been spent.
A bold imaginative, yet honest, glimpse of Exciting Things To Come?